Jump Rope Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't think that's what the pharmacist meant when he said 'Take for two days and skip a day.''

'No, Bowser can't come out and jump rope with you today.'

Skipping girl.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Ready Mum?'

Giraffe Portrait

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Extra Long-jump

'Mother will catch you!'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Kangaroo jumping rope.

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

'Let go of the pole!'

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

It's over the hurdle not under...

Skipping with a beard.

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

"You monster!"

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

Good job we were still plugged in!

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

'You gotta be kidding me!'

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

"Nice jump, Sergei."

Skip.

Cats jump rope with a mouse.

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'