Jumping Connoisseur Gifts

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Bathroom Fairy

Giraffe Portrait

Extra Long-jump

Musical Pipe

'Mother will catch you!'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Let go of the pole!'

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

A bit pre festive isn't it?

It's over the hurdle not under...

"Chucky says he can buy and sell me."

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

A trumpet player

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

Pole Jumping Collision

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

'When does salmon season start?!'

Kangaroo and jumping beans.

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

"I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock, rock'."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Maybe you should slow down.'

Adversarial Competition Training