Jumping Connoisseur Pillows

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Bathroom Fairy

Giraffe Portrait

Extra Long-jump

Musical Pipe

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Mother will catch you!'

'Let go of the pole!'

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

It's over the hurdle not under...

Ross Noble

"Chucky says he can buy and sell me."

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

A trumpet player

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

Pole Jumping Collision

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

"Sorry, guys, but we'll have to take back your medals. We got feet and meters mixed up."

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

'When does salmon season start?!'

Kangaroo and jumping beans.

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

"I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock, rock'."

'Maybe you should slow down.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'