Show Jumping Enthusiast Gifts

'You gotta be kidding me!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Trojan Hurdler.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Extra Long-jump

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

High Jump

'Mother will catch you!'

Show Jumping Tantrums

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Let go of the pole!'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Walter The Sea Monster

"His name is Tin Tin Rin."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Harvey Smith.

It's over the hurdle not under...

Performer

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

(Roger Haskins as himself)

"Hello and welcome to BBC Breakfast...Before the news headlines, here's the obligatory plug for Strictly Come Dancing."

Riding School Accidents

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

"Can I have a restricted view seat. I can't stand the sight of the star turn."

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

"Over, damn you, over!"

Horse Rider with Umbrella

"Sorry, guys, but we'll have to take back your medals. We got feet and meters mixed up."