Show Jumping Enthusiast Pillows

'You gotta be kidding me!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Trojan Hurdler.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Extra Long-jump

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

High Jump

'Mother will catch you!'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'Let go of the pole!'

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Walter The Sea Monster

"His name is Tin Tin Rin."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Harvey Smith.

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

It's over the hurdle not under...

Performer

(Roger Haskins as himself)

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

Riding School Accidents

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

"Can I have a restricted view seat. I can't stand the sight of the star turn."

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

"Over, damn you, over!"

Horse Rider with Umbrella

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'