Show Jumping Fanatic Pillows

Show Jumping Tantrums

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Astral Projection

Trojan Hurdler.

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Houdini.

"Those who can can, dance."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

We really have to stop letting him watch the news.

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

Tony Robinson

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'My meeting is running a little late, Marge. Can you reheat dinner when I get home?'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

Lizzy Caplan

'Then I grabbed the ice pick - I mean, pickax. Sorry, I always get those two mixed up.'

"Mom, turn on the TV!"