Show Jumping Fan Pillows

'He isn't much of a jumper.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Canine Comedians

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'You made me jump.'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Jokes machine.

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

Michael McIntyre.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

Football party

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

Show Jumping Tantrums

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Knight Vision