Show Jumping Fan Gifts

'He isn't much of a jumper.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Canine Comedians

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'You made me jump.'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Jokes machine.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

Football party

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Show Jumping Tantrums

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

'She is being impossible again.'

Knight Vision