Ski Jumping Fan Gifts

That's good form!

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Penguin Remote

"I love this time of year."

Running out of Gas.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Peacock on skateboard

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Don't be lazy."

'Will that be on the rocks?'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

Sleeping in skis.

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

Winter Olympics

Ladder in a lift shard.

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Lake Skater

Bear Snowboarding

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

Santa Snowboarding

'Poop!'

Abraham Lincoln snowman in front of White House.

Mouse Skateboarder

'Aaah, this one turned out perfect!'

The blindfolded raft building team exercise ended in disaster for the snowman group.

"Apparently, not everyone dislikes the cold weather we're having."

A skier tied in knots.

"What I admired most about Bill was his 'Can Do' attitude..."