Bungy Jump Fan Gifts

Bungy Jumping Moles

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Trojan Hurdler.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Geezer.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Football party

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Knight Vision

Bubbie Selfies

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

The Joust

'Because of the strain of reporting the news day after day, the whole news department has had a nervous breakdown. Instead of the news tonight, we're presenting some Bugs Bunny shorts.'

Weak Knights

'Now, that's entertainment!'

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

Octopus Juggling Balls

The last Easter