Bungy Jump Fan Gifts

Bungy Jumping Moles

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Trojan Hurdler.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Geezer.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Football party

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

Knight Vision

Bubbie Selfies

'Now, that's entertainment!'

The Joust

Weak Knights

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

'Because of the strain of reporting the news day after day, the whole news department has had a nervous breakdown. Instead of the news tonight, we're presenting some Bugs Bunny shorts.'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

Octopus Juggling Balls

The last Easter

"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."