Show Jumping Enthusiasts Pillows

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Trojan Hurdler.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Extra Long-jump

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

High Jump

Show Jumping Tantrums

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Walter The Sea Monster

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"His name is Tin Tin Rin."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Harvey Smith.

It's over the hurdle not under...

Performer

(Roger Haskins as himself)

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

"Hello and welcome to BBC Breakfast...Before the news headlines, here's the obligatory plug for Strictly Come Dancing."

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

Riding School Accidents

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'You gotta be kidding me!'

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

"Can I have a restricted view seat. I can't stand the sight of the star turn."

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

"Over, damn you, over!"

Horse Rider with Umbrella

Indoor jumping.