Show Jumping Fanatic Prints

Show Jumping Tantrums

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Trojan Hurdler.

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Houdini.

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"Those who can can, dance."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

We really have to stop letting him watch the news.

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

Studio 51

"Mom, turn on the TV!"

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"