Talent Show Fanatic Prints

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

'Marm misses Simon Cowell.'

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

Taking Cole to Newcastle

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Astral Projection

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"Those who can can, dance."

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

The Ox Factor

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'You look and sound like a real pro.'

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Simon Cowell

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'