Post-jumping Enthusiast Gifts

Boys looking dissapointed at a spiked post

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Giraffe Portrait

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Extra Long-jump

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Health

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

Fine Print Letters

'Mother will catch you!'

Cold Beers and Skiers

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

'Let go of the pole!'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

It's over the hurdle not under...

'Here comes the 7:15...'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Paul Gaugin

"Cezanne is as goofy as I like to get."

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

'Jogging is a great exercise for a tit man!'

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."