Post-jumping Enthusiast Gifts

Boys looking dissapointed at a spiked post

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Giraffe Portrait

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Extra Long-jump

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

Health

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Mother will catch you!'

Cold Beers and Skiers

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Fine Print Letters

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

'Let go of the pole!'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

It's over the hurdle not under...

'Here comes the 7:15...'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Paul Gaugin

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

Sir, do you claim your new vitamin water has negative calories? Weight loss guaranteed. Want some? Just an explanation of how it works. You drink it, you lose weight. Simple. Also, you have to drink it while jogging or exercising vigorously for at least 30 minutes. Does it work for regulators from the Federal Trade Commission? Run away.

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."

"Cezanne is as goofy as I like to get."