Box Jumper Gifts

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Moving in

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Trivia/Great Literature.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Musical Fight

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Pianist-boxer

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."