The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'
Box Jumper Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for someone passionate about box jumping? Our collection showcases playful, creative products that celebrate their athletic spirit with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for energizing their workout space or gifting encouragement, these items combine humor and passion in a surprisingly charming way.
'Tony, you always try to lead.'
"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."
Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.
"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."
Moving in
"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."
'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'
"So, what are you reading?"
'We're playing trampoline, mom.'
'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '
Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.
Trivia/Great Literature.
The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.
I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!
Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.
'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'
Mayo-A-Mayo
'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'
He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.
The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.
'He's a bit confused after that last round.'
"... and come out fighting, boys."
"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."
'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'
'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'
"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."
Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.
"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"
"Fielder, did you punch out?"
Musical Fight
Pianist-boxer
Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.
"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."
'He has some unresolved issues.'
Box Jumper Gifts Collection
Box Jumper Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for box jumpers—fun, energetic, and perfect for starting their day with a smile.
Box Jumper Pillows
Find cozy pillows with playful designs for box jumpers—bringing comfort and humor to their favorite relaxation spot.
Box Jumper Prints
Decorate their space with lively prints that honor their passion for plyometric fun—motivational and artistic.
Box Jumper T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that celebrate the joy of box jumping—stylish and spirited, ideal for workouts or casual outings.