Queue Jumper Gifts

Looking for gifts that toast the bold and playful spirit of a queue jumper? Our collection features humorous and creative products that make light of their spontaneous ways. Whether they’re quick to cut the line or just enjoy living on the edge, these items capture their fun-loving personality and add a dash of humor to their day. Brighten their outlook and celebrate their lively attitude with something they’ll love and laugh about.

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"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient." mockup

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line." mockup

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

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Test your patience, back in one hour. mockup

Test your patience, back in one hour.

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'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...' mockup

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

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'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

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"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets." mockup

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

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'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .' mockup

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

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"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!" mockup

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

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Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

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Thanks TSA

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Time-Off Coupons

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Congestion Eases Inexplicably

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Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!' mockup

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

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"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..." mockup

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

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"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint." mockup

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

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"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?" mockup

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

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'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...' mockup

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

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10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor). mockup

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

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Beach Bouncer

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Young against old

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'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!' mockup

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

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"I told you we had to leave earlier." mockup

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

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'Next time?'

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Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.

Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge. mockup

Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.

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The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

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"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer." mockup

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

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Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here. mockup

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

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"I identify with shorter lines."

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"Mr. Jones, the doctor says it's OK to move you ahead of the queue and he'll see you now!"

"Mr. Jones, the doctor says it's OK to move you ahead of the queue and he'll see you now!" mockup

"Mr. Jones, the doctor says it's OK to move you ahead of the queue and he'll see you now!"

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'Uh - oh... it seems the cashout queue was really long today...'

'Uh - oh... it seems the cashout queue was really long today...' mockup

'Uh - oh... it seems the cashout queue was really long today...'

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'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.' mockup

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

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"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'. . ."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'. . ." mockup

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'. . ."

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'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.'

'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.' mockup

'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.'

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"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"

"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!" mockup

"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"

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Domino Toppling Championship

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Queue Jumper Gifts Collection

Queue Jumper Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the quirky, rule-bending spirit of queue jumpers with funny and creative designs.

Queue Jumper Pillows

Browse our pillows featuring humorous and cheeky designs perfect for adding a touch of mischief to their home décor.

Queue Jumper Prints

Find prints that humorously celebrate the spontaneous and rebellious nature of queue jumpers, perfect for personalizing their space with a dash of wit.

Queue Jumper T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase the playful side of queue jumpers with witty graphics and clever sayings to match their fun-loving personality.