Queue Quipper Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the charm of waiting in line with a creative twist? Our queue quipper collection offers witty and whimsical products perfect for those who see humor in everyday patience. From clever mugs to fun prints, these gifts are ideal for anyone who enjoys a playful nod to life's waiting moments. Brighten a friend's day or add a quirky touch to your own space with these artistry-inspired treasures.

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Please Wait Here for the Next Available Pencil

Please Wait Here for the Next Available Pencil mockup

Please Wait Here for the Next Available Pencil

from $19.00

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid." mockup

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

from $19.00

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

from $19.00

Test your patience, back in one hour. mockup

Test your patience, back in one hour.

from $19.00

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating." mockup

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

from $19.00

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..." mockup

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

from $19.00

The First Commuters

from $19.00

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.' mockup

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

from $19.00

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .' mockup

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

from $19.00

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here. mockup

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

from $19.00

"Who's next?"

from $19.00

"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."

"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes." mockup

"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."

from $19.00

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard. mockup

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

from $19.00

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay) mockup

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

from $19.00

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!" mockup

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

from $19.00

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue mockup

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

from $19.00

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..." mockup

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

from $19.00

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero." mockup

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

from $19.00

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

from $19.00

Patience Tested While You Wait.

from $19.00

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

from $19.00

Sandwich Bar.

from $19.00

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient." mockup

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

from $19.00

Three people waiting in a queue.

from $19.00

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..." mockup

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

from $19.00

"What town are we in??"

from $19.00

An accident waiting to happen.

from $19.00

Stand in the Q.

from $19.00

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...' mockup

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

from $19.00

"Been waiting long?"

from $19.00

Young against old

from $19.00

Beach Bouncer

from $19.00

Queue Quipper Gifts Collection

Queue Quipper Mugs

Explore our collection of queue quipper mugs—perfect for turning everyday waiting into a humorous moment of creativity.

Queue Quipper Pillows

Brighten your living space with our queue quipper pillows, blending comfort with a creative, humorous attitude towards life's delays.

Queue Quipper Prints

Decorate your walls with our queue quipper prints—artful and humorous reminders that waiting can be wonderfully creative.

Queue Quipper T-Shirts

Looking for wearable wit? Our queue quipper t-shirts showcase clever designs that celebrate the art of patience with a fun twist.