Queue Skipper Humorist Gifts

Mind if I jump the queue - I'm in the middle of a marathon.

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

Sandwich Bar.

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Use Next Window.

'Your tip just went down substantially!'

Young against old

Express queue at Lapland.

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

Mickey Mouth.

"Been waiting long?"

Beach Bouncer

Stand in the Q.

'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'

'Who's next'

Taxi Rank

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"

Take a number, R.

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

Post Office (packages for delivery)

"I always find that you get seen quicker if you sit like this."

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

"Mr. Jones, the doctor says it's OK to move you ahead of the queue and he'll see you now!"

Noahs ark queneing signs

"Excuse me. I think you'll find, I was before you!"

Will wait in line 4 food.