Queue Skipper Humorist Mugs

Mind if I jump the queue - I'm in the middle of a marathon.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

Sandwich Bar.

Use Next Window.

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Been waiting long?"

'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'

'Your tip just went down substantially!'

Beach Bouncer

Stand in the Q.

Young against old

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

'Who's next'

Taxi Rank

Take a number, R.

Post Office (packages for delivery)

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

"I always find that you get seen quicker if you sit like this."

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

"Mr. Jones, the doctor says it's OK to move you ahead of the queue and he'll see you now!"

Will wait in line 4 food.

"Excuse me. I think you'll find, I was before you!"

"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"

'Thank you for calling, your pigeon is being held in a queue.'