Queue Jumper Humorist Mugs

"Mr. Jones, the doctor says it's OK to move you ahead of the queue and he'll see you now!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Sandwich Bar.

Use Next Window.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Three people waiting in a queue.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Stand in the Q.

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'

"Been waiting long?"

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'Who's next'

Taxi Rank

"Hey, no pushing!!"

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

Take a number, R.

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

Post Office (packages for delivery)

Windows are just for show.