Queue Jumper Humorist Prints

"Mr. Jones, the doctor says it's OK to move you ahead of the queue and he'll see you now!"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Sandwich Bar.

Three people waiting in a queue.

Use Next Window.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Been waiting long?"

'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'

Mickey Mouth.

Express queue at Lapland.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Stand in the Q.

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

'Who's next'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

Taxi Rank

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

"Hey, no pushing!!"

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

Post Office (packages for delivery)

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

Take a number, R.

"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"