Queue Skipper Humorist T-Shirts

Looking for a t-shirt that captures the humor of a queue skipper? Our witty tees turn patience and waiting into a fun fashion statement for those who love to keep things light.

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Mind if I jump the queue - I'm in the middle of a marathon.

Mind if I jump the queue - I'm in the middle of a marathon. mockup

Mind if I jump the queue - I'm in the middle of a marathon.

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Test your patience, back in one hour. mockup

Test your patience, back in one hour.

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'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .' mockup

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

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'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.' mockup

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

from $19.00

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay) mockup

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

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"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!" mockup

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

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Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue mockup

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

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Sandwich Bar.

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Use Next Window.

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"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..." mockup

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

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"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient." mockup

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

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"Been waiting long?"

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'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'

'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?' mockup

'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'

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'Your tip just went down substantially!'

'Your tip just went down substantially!' mockup

'Your tip just went down substantially!'

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Beach Bouncer

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Stand in the Q.

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Young against old

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"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!" mockup

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

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'Who's next'

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Taxi Rank

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Take a number, R.

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Post Office (packages for delivery) mockup

Post Office (packages for delivery)

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"The food was awful, but we got right in."

"The food was awful, but we got right in." mockup

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

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'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.' mockup

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

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"I always find that you get seen quicker if you sit like this."

"I always find that you get seen quicker if you sit like this." mockup

"I always find that you get seen quicker if you sit like this."

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Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue mockup

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

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"Mr. Jones, the doctor says it's OK to move you ahead of the queue and he'll see you now!"

"Mr. Jones, the doctor says it's OK to move you ahead of the queue and he'll see you now!" mockup

"Mr. Jones, the doctor says it's OK to move you ahead of the queue and he'll see you now!"

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Will wait in line 4 food.

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"Excuse me. I think you'll find, I was before you!"

"Excuse me. I think you'll find, I was before you!" mockup

"Excuse me. I think you'll find, I was before you!"

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"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"

"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!" mockup

"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"

from $19.00

'Thank you for calling, your pigeon is being held in a queue.'

'Thank you for calling, your pigeon is being held in a queue.' mockup

'Thank you for calling, your pigeon is being held in a queue.'

from $19.00

Queue Skipper Humorist T-Shirts Collection

Queue Skipper Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that humorously honor the inventive queue skipper—perfect for daily doses of laughter with every sip.

Queue Skipper Humorist Pillows

Bring humor into their home with pillows designed for the queue skipper who appreciates wit and comfort alike.

Queue Skipper Humorist Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate the fun and clever spirit of queue skippers. Perfect for personal spaces or gift giving.