Queue Humorist T-Shirts

Express your patience with humor! Our queue humorist T-shirts feature clever sayings and playful graphics that turn waiting into a fun fashion statement for anyone who appreciates irony and wit.

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Please take a number. Any day now. mockup

Please take a number. Any day now.

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Endless line

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Man Uses Velvet Rope As Rubber Band mockup

Man Uses Velvet Rope As Rubber Band

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'Who's next'

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"I always find that you get seen quicker if you sit like this."

"I always find that you get seen quicker if you sit like this." mockup

"I always find that you get seen quicker if you sit like this."

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Sandwich Bar.

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Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay) mockup

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

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'Here, we never treat you like a number. Please take a number.'

'Here, we never treat you like a number. Please take a number.' mockup

'Here, we never treat you like a number. Please take a number.'

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Stand in the Q.

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'Thank you for calling, your pigeon is being held in a queue.'

'Thank you for calling, your pigeon is being held in a queue.' mockup

'Thank you for calling, your pigeon is being held in a queue.'

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Post Office (packages for delivery) mockup

Post Office (packages for delivery)

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'It's great: The queue is moving quite quickly...'

'It's great: The queue is moving quite quickly...' mockup

'It's great: The queue is moving quite quickly...'

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'Be about three hours.'

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"Excuse me. I think you'll find, I was before you!"

"Excuse me. I think you'll find, I was before you!" mockup

"Excuse me. I think you'll find, I was before you!"

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Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue mockup

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

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"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago." mockup

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

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Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua. mockup

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

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"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font." mockup

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

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'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.' mockup

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

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"What other tricks does he need?" mockup

"What other tricks does he need?"

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"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

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'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

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"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention." mockup

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

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'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.' mockup

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

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"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman." mockup

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

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"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?" mockup

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

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Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer. mockup

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

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Magic Act

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"Drinking improves my vodkabulary." mockup

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

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"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen." mockup

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

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AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.' mockup

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

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'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

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'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.' mockup

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

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Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

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I was rapidly rising to my level of incompetence, so I started screwing up just enough to maintain job security.

I was rapidly rising to my level of incompetence, so I started screwing up just enough to maintain job security. mockup

I was rapidly rising to my level of incompetence, so I started screwing up just enough to maintain job security.

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Queue Humorist T-Shirts Collection

Queue Humorist Mugs

Browse our collection of queue humorist mugs and add a humorous touch to your coffee breaks. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a clever joke about patience.

Queue Humorist Pillows

Brighten up any room with our queue humorist pillows. These quirky, funny cushions celebrate the lighter side of waiting and add personality to any space.

Queue Humorist Prints

Explore our queue humorist prints to add some witty art to your walls. Perfect for fans of humor and patience who want to make a statement in their home or office.