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'Caution wet deck'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

Insomnia

Learner Riders

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

Sailing

'Closer... closer...'

'I'm on a great new diet -- I sleep through breakfast.'

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

In the supermarket

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."

"This is Plan A. I recommend we skip it and get right on to Plan B."

"Didn't I send you out for some fish nets?"

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

'Could you change the channel? This program even put the bird to sleep.'

"I'm skipping 'Happy Hour,' Carl—it's Friday night—zen tennis clinic at the shul."

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

"I don't have time for breakfast..."