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What the world is like when you are in a hurry.

Beach Bouncer

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

Young against old

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Time-Off Coupons

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

Sailing

"I'm putting you on a skipping diet. . .Skip cakes and wine."

'I'm on a great new diet -- I sleep through breakfast.'

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

'Then that's one child's plate, one special, and one anything-as-long-as-I-don't-have-to-cook-it.'

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

"Didn't I send you out for some fish nets?"

"I identify with shorter lines."

"I don't have time for breakfast..."

'Uh - oh... it seems the cashout queue was really long today...'