
'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'
Celebrate their queue-free lifestyle with our playful t-shirts—perfect for anyone who loves avoiding lines in style and humor.
'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'
Crowded Ice Fishing
"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'
Test your patience, back in one hour.
'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'
"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."
The First Commuters
L.A.: Still No Pro Football
'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'
With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.
Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.
Time-Off Coupons
Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.
"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."
Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)
"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."
Patience Tested While You Wait.
Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'
"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"
"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."
Three people waiting in a queue.
"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."
'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'
"Gah! Too many people!"
"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."
We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.
Stand in the Q.
Young against old
Beach Bouncer
'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'
Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.
'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'
10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).
'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'
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