Queue Avoider Gifts

Looking for gifts for the queue avoider in your life? Celebrate their unique love for sidestepping lines with clever, humorous items that make waiting a thing of the past. Ideal for anyone who finds queues tedious and wants to add a dash of humor to their busy day, our products are perfect for turning a patience-testing moment into a smile-worthy experience. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, these creative and funny items will keep the queue avoider happily skipping ahead.

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'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

from $19.00

Crowded Ice Fishing

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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line." mockup

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

from $19.00

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!' mockup

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

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Test your patience, back in one hour. mockup

Test your patience, back in one hour.

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'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...' mockup

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

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"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere." mockup

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

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The First Commuters

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'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .' mockup

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

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With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium. mockup

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

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Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard. mockup

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

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Time-Off Coupons

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"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..." mockup

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

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"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic." mockup

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

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Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

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Patience Tested While You Wait.

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Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!' mockup

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

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'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!' mockup

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

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We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea. mockup

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

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"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient." mockup

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

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"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?" mockup

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

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"Gah! Too many people!"

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"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint." mockup

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

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"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..." mockup

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

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Three people waiting in a queue.

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Beach Bouncer

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Stand in the Q.

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Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain. mockup

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

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'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...' mockup

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

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10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor). mockup

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

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Young against old

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'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...' mockup

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

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'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.' mockup

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

from $19.00

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!' mockup

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

from $19.00

Queue Avoider Gifts Collection

Queue Avoider Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs tailored for the queue avoider—witty, humorous, and perfect for brightening their day.

Queue Avoider Pillows

Discover pillows that celebrate the queue avoider lifestyle—comfort with a humorous twist, perfect for any relaxing space.

Queue Avoider Prints

Browse prints that feature the humor of avoiding queues—artful and funny pieces to keep the mood light in any room.

Queue Avoider T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for the ultimate queue avoider—fun, clever designs that make skipping lines effortlessly stylish.