Queue Hater Gifts

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Tired of waiting in endless lines at the neighborhood lemonade stand?

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

Confucius say: shut up.

The First Commuters

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

TSA Lines

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Time-Off Coupons

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"This is the worst parade ever."

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

Stand in the Q.

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

"You know I hate queues, let's wait for the next one."

"Who's next?"