Queue Hater Gifts

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Tired of waiting in endless lines at the neighborhood lemonade stand?

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

Confucius say: shut up.

The First Commuters

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

TSA Lines

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Time-Off Coupons

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"This is the worst parade ever."

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Stand in the Q.

"You know I hate queues, let's wait for the next one."

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

"Who's next?"

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'