Quirky Queue Lover Gifts

'You've heard, they're going to close this. . . lack of business.'

Queue at the Banking section at library.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I love you, you big fool."

Pastry Hat

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Snail Coach

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

The First Commuters

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Ass-less Chaps

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Joan Crawford junior

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."