Quirky Queue Lover Gifts

'You've heard, they're going to close this. . . lack of business.'

Queue at the Banking section at library.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I love you, you big fool."

Pastry Hat

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Snail Coach

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

The First Commuters

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Ass-less Chaps

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Lady Gaga