Food Queue Aficionado Gifts

'Who's next'

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Can I have flies with that'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Teenage Angst.

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Bears talk."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

"I brought my lunch."

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

Chicken Coupe.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Big Boy Foot

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"This never happened."

Overzealous health inspectors.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'Has it ever ocurred to you that I just might like a jumbo burger, fries and a shake?'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'Give me some meat-like substance on some wheat-like substance with a side of deep-fried starch sticks and a small carbonated, flavoured liquid sugar!'

The First Commuters

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

GM Kebabs

"I think I'm falling in love."