Food Queue Aficionado Gifts

'Who's next'

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Can I have flies with that'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Teenage Angst.

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Bears talk."

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

Chicken Coupe.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

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"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I brought my lunch."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Big Boy Foot

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"This never happened."

Overzealous health inspectors.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Has it ever ocurred to you that I just might like a jumbo burger, fries and a shake?'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

The First Commuters

'Give me some meat-like substance on some wheat-like substance with a side of deep-fried starch sticks and a small carbonated, flavoured liquid sugar!'

GM Kebabs

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

Power corrupts: McDonalds.

'I think I'll have the El Grande lawsuit.' 'You want fries with that?'

'A double hamburger with french fries and onion rings? - Okay, but Michelle Obama will have a FIT!'