Queue Aficionados Gifts

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Mass Travel

The First Commuters

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Three people waiting in a queue.

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

Stand in the Q.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'Who's next'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

"Ere, I was here first!"

"Hey, no pushing!!"

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

Take a number, R.

Hey, little buddy. How's it going in there? You fall in? Occupied! I know it's occupied, little buddy. We all know. It's been occupied for 30 minutes. There's a long line out here. I said "occupied!" When a person says "occupied" from in here, that's supposed to buy another 10 minutes at least. "Occupied" is not a magic word, little buddy. Inhabited! That neither. We're all still here.

Windows are just for show.

'Shocking, the overcrowding in our prisons.'

"Don't worry, I welcome stupid questions because I have plenty of stupid answers."

Please take a number if it will make you feel any better.

'You've heard, they're going to close this. . . lack of business.'

"Hey, shorty...quit pushing!"