Queue Appreciators Gifts

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The First Commuters

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"My glass is half empty"

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Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

An awkward moment during the coronation...

Three people waiting in a queue.

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Stand in the Q.

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'Who's next'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

"Hey, no pushing!!"

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

'Next time?'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"Ere, I was here first!"

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

Hey, little buddy. How's it going in there? You fall in? Occupied! I know it's occupied, little buddy. We all know. It's been occupied for 30 minutes. There's a long line out here. I said "occupied!" When a person says "occupied" from in here, that's supposed to buy another 10 minutes at least. "Occupied" is not a magic word, little buddy. Inhabited! That neither. We're all still here.