Queue Culture Gifts

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The interminable!

The First Commuters

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

TSA Lines

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Three people waiting in a queue.

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

A socially distanced queue

Clown on unicycle on highwire traffic queue likely.

"You know I hate queues, let's wait for the next one."

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

"Who's next?"

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'