Queue Culture Gifts

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The interminable!

The First Commuters

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

TSA Lines

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

Stand in the Q.

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"You know I hate queues, let's wait for the next one."

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

"Who's next?"

"Been waiting long?"