Queues Gifts

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The First Commuters

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Who's next?"

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Thanks TSA

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Three people waiting in a queue.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

A socially distanced queue

Stand in the Q.

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

Taxi Rank

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

'Call yourself a real consultant? You've only kept me waiting six weeks!'

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'