Waiting In Queues Gifts

If waiting in lines is your acquaintance's least favorite activity, surprise them with a gift that adds humor to patience. Our collection features funny and relatable items perfect for anyone who knows the agony of queues. From mugs to t-shirts, each piece is designed to bring a smile to that person who endures the longest waits with good humor.

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"How can you be out of wings?"

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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"Stephen and I are today's special." mockup

"Stephen and I are today's special."

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"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?" mockup

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.' mockup

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

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"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad." mockup

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?" mockup

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

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"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you." mockup

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

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'Your French dip, sir.'

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"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier." mockup

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

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Diner.

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'A cheeky red?'

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"The fish sticks here are very good." mockup

"The fish sticks here are very good."

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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"Even the waiters here are organic." mockup

"Even the waiters here are organic."

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"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets." mockup

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

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'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.' mockup

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

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"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods." mockup

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

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'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!' mockup

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

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'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?' mockup

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

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T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty' mockup

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

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"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?" mockup

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

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'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!' mockup

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

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'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.' mockup

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

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'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.' mockup

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

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'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....' mockup

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

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Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food). mockup

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

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Champagne

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?" mockup

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

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'No ice.'

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'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?' mockup

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

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Waiting In Queues Gifts Collection

Waiting In Queues Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the humor of waiting in lines — a great gift to make patience a little more fun.

Waiting In Queues Pillows

Relax with a pillow that humorously celebrates waiting and patience—perfect for lounging after a long day of queues.

Waiting In Queues Prints

Decorate with our witty prints inspired by the experience of waiting in lines—adding humor to any space.

Waiting In Queues T-Shirts

Check out our funny t-shirts that turn queue time into a moment of humor—ideal for those who endure with wit.