'Would the jerk who just cut in front of the Starbucks line please report to a white discourtesy phone.'
Waiting In Line Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone who finds waiting in line a true test of patience? Our range offers humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate the art of waiting, making those slow moments a bit more bearable. Whether they need a cheeky mug or a fun wall print, our collection adds a lighthearted touch to everyday frustrations.
"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."
"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"
"This is heaven. You are in a queue."
La Table
Late BroomStick
"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"
Waiting for Pants
Test your patience, back in one hour.
'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'
'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'
'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'
"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"
Medical Center.
'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'
"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."
'I hear they're really good.'
The interminable!
'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'
'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'
I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.
Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.
A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.
"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."
Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)
"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."
"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"
"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."
'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'
Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'
'Waiting for...'
I stood in line for an hour only to find out there's a height requirement. You must be this tall. Waits and measures!
"Why is it always me? What's wrong with Edward or Siegfried or Elizabeth or Margaret? But no! It's always 'Katie bar the door!'"
Hoping for a boy or girl?
Waiting In Line Gifts Collection
Waiting In Line Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that capture the humorous side of waiting in line—perfect for anyone who loves a laugh with their morning coffee.
Waiting In Line Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with funny quotes about waiting in line—ideal for adding personality and humor to any sofa or bed.
Waiting In Line Prints
Brighten up any space with our humorous waiting in line prints—perfect for wall art that sparks a smile and a chuckle.
Waiting In Line T-Shirts
Check out our witty waiting in line t-shirts that turn patience into a fun fashion statement—great for casual days or humorous gift ideas.