'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'
Patiently Waiting Gifts
Looking for a gift that acknowledges the virtue of patience? Our creatively themed collection captures the charm and wit of patiently waiting — ideal for the contemplative or the simply patient soul in your life. Whether it’s for a friend who’s always waiting or someone who appreciates the humor in taking things slow, these products bring a smile to any long-waiter’s face.
"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."
La Table
Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'
Late BroomStick
'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'
"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.
Waiting for Pants
Test your patience, back in one hour.
'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'
'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'
"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"
"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"
'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'
Medical Center.
'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'
"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"
Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.
"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."
'I'm going to be a little late.'
"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."
'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'
"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."
Snail crossing
Women
"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."
Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.
"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."
Road work next 15 years.
'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'
The interminable!
A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.
'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'
'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'
Patiently Waiting Gifts Collection
Patiently Waiting Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to those who are patiently waiting, crafted with humorous and heartfelt designs that brighten any coffee break.
Patiently Waiting Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows designed for the patiently waiting, featuring witty sayings that bring comfort and humor to any room.
Patiently Waiting Prints
Browse our exclusive prints celebrating patience and humor — perfect to inspire and decorate spaces for the long haul.
Patiently Waiting T-Shirts
Discover funny and creative t-shirts for the patiently awaiting — perfect for casual wear that celebrates taking it slow with style.