Waiting In Line Mugs

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"This is heaven. You are in a queue."

La Table

Late BroomStick

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Waiting for Pants

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Medical Center.

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'I hear they're really good.'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

The interminable!

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'Waiting for...'

"Why is it always me? What's wrong with Edward or Siegfried or Elizabeth or Margaret? But no! It's always 'Katie bar the door!'"

Hoping for a boy or girl?

An accident waiting to happen.

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

Stand in the Q.