Queuing Gifts

Sports that the British excel at: Queuing.

Windows are just for show.

"I identify with shorter lines."

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Taxi Rank

A socially distanced queue

The latest thing in waiting

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

The interminable!

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Who's next?"

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'

Stand in the Q.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'