Queue Querier Gifts

"Who's next?"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The First Commuters

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

TSA Lines

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

A socially distanced queue

"Who's next?"

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'