Queuer Gifts

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

"Do me next."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Snow Devil

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Musical Web

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

The Staff Meeting.

"Who's next?"

Queen reigning.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

The Water Diviner

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Courthouse Muliplex.

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Express queue at Lapland.

A socially distanced queue

'Oh, thunderation! Now everyone will want one and every little, rinky dink nation on earth will claim the inalienable right to own one. And the Chinese will pirate it and flood the market . . .'

We should be fine, provided we keep one pitchfork apart.

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

Taxi Rank