Queuer Pillows

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

"Do me next."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Snow Devil

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Musical Web

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Who's next?"

Queen reigning.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

The Water Diviner

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Courthouse Muliplex.

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

We should be fine, provided we keep one pitchfork apart.

'Oh, thunderation! Now everyone will want one and every little, rinky dink nation on earth will claim the inalienable right to own one. And the Chinese will pirate it and flood the market . . .'

A socially distanced queue

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

Taxi Rank

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'