Quaver Quipster Gifts

Looking for something that captures the sharp wit and creative spark of a quaver quipster? Our collection celebrates quick-thinking, clever humor, and playful style, perfect for anyone who loves to laugh and express their unique personality through fun accessories and decor. Whether they’re a joke-teller, wordplay enthusiast, or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, you'll find items that resonate with their vibrant sense of humor and creative flair.

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"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid." mockup

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

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"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'." mockup

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

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Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'. mockup

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

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'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.' mockup

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ." mockup

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

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Musical Web

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'Is the water cold?'

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Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..." mockup

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

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"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!" mockup

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

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Musical Note Nail

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"I'm catching up on my inertia."

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Official Seal

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"You've got termites."

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The Quantum Mechanic...

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$'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.$

$'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge. mockup$

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

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"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch." mockup

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

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"Wife and two hernias to support!" mockup

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

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'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

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Death Watch

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"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody." mockup

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

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Large Hadron Colliider-scope

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'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.' mockup

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

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'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar) mockup

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

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"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."

"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes." mockup

"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."

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"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero." mockup

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

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"I'll have an entendre...make it a double."

"I'll have an entendre...make it a double." mockup

"I'll have an entendre...make it a double."

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Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap. mockup

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

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"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before." mockup

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

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'I got 50p - how much did you get?' mockup

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

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Quaver Quipster Gifts Collection

Quaver Quipster Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs that are perfect for quaver quipsters who love to start their day with a laugh. Find your favorite humorous design today.

Quaver Quipster Pillows

Add a dash of humor to any room with pillows that feature witty quotes and fun designs—perfect for the quaver quipster's home.

Quaver Quipster Prints

Discover our humorous prints that celebrate quick wit and creative genius. Perfect for decorating a space with personality and a funny twist.

Quaver Quipster T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirt collection, full of clever sayings and bright designs for the creative humor enthusiast.