'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'
Quippy Quipsters Gifts
Looking for a gift that matches the sharp wit of your favorite quippy quipster? From humor-packed mugs to funny t-shirts, our collection celebrates creative humor and clever wordplay. Whether they love witty sayings on pillows or eye-catching prints, you’ll find the ideal gift to make them smile and show off their playful personality.
"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."
Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.
"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"
'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'
"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."
'Is the water cold?'
'My dentist recommended it.'
"I'm catching up on my inertia."
Official Seal
The Quantum Mechanic...
'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.
"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."
"Wife and two hernias to support!"
Death Watch
The refinancing didn't come through -- I say we just walk away from the project.
"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."
Large Hadron Colliider-scope
'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'
'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)
"I'll have an entendre...make it a double."
Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.
"Schrödinger's other cat"
"Larry, did you water the plant?"
Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.
"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."
'I got 50p - how much did you get?'
Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.
'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'
Inside the Large Hadron Collider
Heisenberg Witness Protection Program
Sun Tzu takes on Heisenberg
"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."
'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'
'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'
Quippy Quipsters Gifts Collection
Quippy Quipsters Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs for quippy quipsters — perfect for morning coffee or a humorous gift that keeps the laughs coming.
Quippy Quipsters Pillows
Brighten their home with pillows featuring hilarious sayings and clever humor — perfect for laid-back laughs and cozy decor.
Quippy Quipsters Prints
Add some humor to your walls with prints that showcase witty sayings and creative quips, ideal for any fun-loving space.
Quippy Quipsters T-Shirts
Find the ideal witty t-shirt for the comedic creative. Perfect to wear a clever quip and make every day more fun.