Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.
Witty Quipster Gifts
Looking for gifts that match your witty quipster style? Our collection features clever, funny designs perfect for those who love wit and humor in everyday items. Whether it’s a mug, T-shirt, pillow, or art print, find the perfect way to showcase your sharp sense of humor and bring a smile to any face. Great for friends, colleagues, or yourself—add a touch of playful wit to your daily routine.
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Man Eater
"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."
"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."
"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"
'Is the water cold?'
Crow and fox
A lady playing piano and a man talking to her
"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."
Jokes machine.
LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'
"I love this time of year."
"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"
'I understand you know how to treat a woman.'
The Algonquin Round Table
Leaving cards.
'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'
'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'
"I'm catching up on my inertia."
"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."
"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"
Bat out of Hell
"So, what is your star sign?"
"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"
'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'
The Quantum Mechanic...
'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'
'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'
"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"
The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.
Do you believe in money at first sight?
Is this your father, little guy? No, lady, my father is a libel attorney, and you'll be hearing from him.
Witty Quipster Gifts Collection
Witty Quipster Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs and find the perfect humorous gift or daily favorite for your coffee or tea moments.
Witty Quipster Pillows
Browse our humorous pillows—adding comfort and comedy to your living space with witty designs.
Witty Quipster Prints
Check out our witty prints—perfect for sprucing up your home or office with a touch of clever humor.
Witty Quipster T-Shirts
Discover clever T-shirts that showcase your witty personality—ideal for making a humorous statement wherever you go.