Witty Quip Lover Gifts

If you enjoy a sharp joke or clever saying, our witty quip lover collection offers humorous and smart-designed items. These products are ideal for those who appreciate quick humor and clever expressions, adding a dash of wit to everyday life. Whether for a friend, partner, or yourself, these items make everyday moments more fun with a touch of cleverness and personality.

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"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."

"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir." mockup

"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."

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Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'. mockup

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?' mockup

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

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"Think about the honey."

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"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's." mockup

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

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"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England." mockup

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

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"I love this time of year."

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"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?" mockup

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

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The Gilmore Girls

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Official Seal

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'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.' mockup

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

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Cold caller.

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'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.' mockup

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

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"Jeez, calm down, Bill. We're not saying you're wrong... Just that you're an idiot."

"Jeez, calm down, Bill. We're not saying you're wrong... Just that you're an idiot." mockup

"Jeez, calm down, Bill. We're not saying you're wrong... Just that you're an idiot."

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Spiv

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My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4. mockup

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

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"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'." mockup

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

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"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?" mockup

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

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'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.' mockup

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

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'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar) mockup

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

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"Can I have a knife and fork, please." mockup

"Can I have a knife and fork, please."

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"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!" mockup

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

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'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.' mockup

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

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Tom Bowler

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Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed. mockup

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

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'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.'' mockup

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

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'You look lovely today.'

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'Somebody spiked the punch!'

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"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him." mockup

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

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Cylinder Head

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"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"

"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!" mockup

"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"

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Witty Quip Lover Gifts Collection

Witty Quip Lover Mugs

Explore our collection of witty quip mugs, perfect for coffee lovers who enjoy a humorous twist to their daily routine.

Witty Quip Lover Pillows

Check out our witty pillow collection, bringing humor and comfort into your living space with clever sayings and fun designs.

Witty Quip Lover Prints

Browse our witty print artworks to add a humorous and stylish touch to your home or office décor.

Witty Quip Lover T-Shirts

Discover our witty quip t-shirts, designed for humor enthusiasts who want to showcase their clever side in style.