Witty Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'You're not very sharp, are you?'

"Keep digging! You're no longer part of the warrior culture."

"Well, I've heard of a shark attack before. But I've never seen a clown fish attack."

"The 'payroll giving' is a great idea...I managed to triple claim mine against tax on my second income and saved a fortune!"

"Don't mind him, he's just my pet peeve."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Speed Dating for Turtles

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Do Not Resuscitate

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Cariactures

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

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