Witty Quipster Mugs

Start your day with a dose of wit—our witty quipster mugs turn humor into your morning ritual, making every coffee break a little more clever and a lot more fun.

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Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'. mockup

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

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Official Seal

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Man Eater

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"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

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"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses." mockup

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ." mockup

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

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Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM! mockup

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

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'Is the water cold?'

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Crow and fox

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A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her mockup

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

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"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?" mockup

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

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"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!" mockup

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

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Jokes machine.

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LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.' mockup

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

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"I love this time of year."

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"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy." mockup

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

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The Algonquin Round Table

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Leaving cards.

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"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights." mockup

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

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"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?" mockup

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

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"So, what is your star sign?"

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'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.' mockup

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

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"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'" mockup

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

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'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.' mockup

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

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"I'm catching up on my inertia."

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Bat out of Hell

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The Quantum Mechanic...

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'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.' mockup

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

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'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.' mockup

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

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Spiv

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The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting. mockup

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.

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Do you believe in money at first sight? mockup

Do you believe in money at first sight?

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"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody." mockup

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

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"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?" mockup

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

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Witty Quipster Mugs Collection

Witty Quipster Pillows

Browse our humorous pillows—adding comfort and comedy to your living space with witty designs.

Witty Quipster Prints

Check out our witty prints—perfect for sprucing up your home or office with a touch of clever humor.

Witty Quipster T-Shirts

Discover clever T-shirts that showcase your witty personality—ideal for making a humorous statement wherever you go.