Quizzical Quipper Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the playful and clever essence of a quizzical quipper? Our collection features witty designs and humorous touches that celebrate curiosity and creativity. Whether it's for a friend who loves puzzles, riddles, or just a good dose of humor, these products turn playful thinking into charming gifts. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that embody the fun, inquisitive spirit of a true quizzical quipper, making their day brighter and their wit even sharper.

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Death Watch

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Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'. mockup

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

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"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs." mockup

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

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"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'" mockup

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

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'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.' mockup

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ." mockup

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

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'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?' mockup

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

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'Is the water cold?'

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Ostrich Curoisities

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"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?" mockup

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

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'My dentist recommended it.'

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Expressions of mystery.

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'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?' mockup

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

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What's the antidote for wheat germ? mockup

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

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Official Seal

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Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me! mockup

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

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"Wife and two hernias to support!" mockup

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

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'A shocking report shows more marriages are ending in divorce than decapitation. Could this be the end of traditional marriage, as we know it? More on that. . .after the break!'

'A shocking report shows more marriages are ending in divorce than decapitation. Could this be the end of traditional marriage, as we know it? More on that. . .after the break!'

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'I like it.'

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"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us." mockup

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

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'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar) mockup

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

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'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?' mockup

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

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"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?" mockup

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

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"Larry, did you water the plant?" mockup

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

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'Somebody spiked the punch!'

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Wow! — this discredits all my theories. mockup

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

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'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?' mockup

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

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'I got 50p - how much did you get?' mockup

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

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Frequently Asked Questions

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Quizzical Quipper Gifts Collection

Quizzical Quipper Mugs

Looking for more witty and clever gift ideas? Visit our mugs collection and find the perfect cup that celebrates the cleverness of a quizzical quipper.

Quizzical Quipper Pillows

Discover pillows with clever and funny prints, adding personality and humor to any room for the playful spirit of a quizzical quipper.

Quizzical Quipper Prints

Browse our prints for artwork that captures curiosity and wit, making a thoughtful and amusing gift for any creative soul.

Quizzical Quipper T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirt selection for more humorous designs that embody the playful and witty personality of a true quizzical quipper.