Quaver Enthusiast Gifts

Musical Web

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Inflatable Duck Boat

Football Crazy strip six

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Musical Note Nail

'What's wrong with you?'

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

The Staff Meeting.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The nuclear physicist's duck.

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

So, do you have any hidden talents?

The Water Diviner

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'You honor, I'd like to tell my client's life story with the accompaniment of a string quartet.'

Peg Party.

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

Speleologist

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."